I assume you’re here because you clicked on a link in one of my emails. This means we either know one another or have some interest in common.

I am trying to hide from my long-lost cousin, who, the last I heard, was stuck in an airport in Nigeria without a plane ticket. 

If, out of curiosity, you want to contact me anyway, leave a text or voice message in my Google Voice 423.631.5878 mailbox. I check it occasionally and if your message isn’t from Nigeria I’ll get back to you.